that 6am has to feel so early?
that AM gets up at 6am rarin' to go, but only on Saturday, Tuesday and Thursday mornings (when I get a chance to sleep). On days he has someplace to be, I have to drag his sorry self out of bed.
that broccoli can't taste like chocolate, and chocolate like broccoli, so that my body will crave what's good for it?
that I'm the only person that can find the laundry basket when removing my socks? (Anyone else experience the "vanishing person syndrome"? Where it looks like the person wearing the socks just vanished, leaving the socks laying in a puddle on the floor?)
I'm sure there are more, but my brain turned off at around 5:15 p.m. this evening.
3 years ago